- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

wanna hear a joke? i dont

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

hashtags suck balls

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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