How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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your so fat. your fat!

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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