- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Women's rights.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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