- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your gay

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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