what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A whole 'nother.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

dead dibbs

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Dont read this joke

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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