Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Who is it?

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Immigration Laws

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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