- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Ready for something funny? nothing

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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