Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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