- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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