- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Kys

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

i like turtles

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Granny porn!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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