- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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