A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Anti Joke

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