- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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