- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

batman has diarrhea

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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