Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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