People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What's your blood type? Red.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

women's rights.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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