- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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