- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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