- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

Pickles are moist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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