What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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