When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

batman has diarrhea

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Please ignore this statement.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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