What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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