Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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