What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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