- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??