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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Worms don't like apples.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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