- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Oh s***

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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