- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's 1+1? 69.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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