- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

That's illegal What? Your mom

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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