- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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