they told me not to write here but i did

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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