What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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mexicans fishing

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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