- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Robin, get in the car!

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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