- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

mexicans fishing

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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