- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

knock knock come in !

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