- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Ask me if im a tree? No

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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