what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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one stop shop

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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