What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

The Princess is in another castle

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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