Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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