- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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