- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Equal rights!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

your mum

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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