If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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