- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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