- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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