- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Kevin and Ramin

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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