what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Nickelback

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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