Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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whats a joke

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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I'm Polish.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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