- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Jeff

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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