- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A Fat Kenyan

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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