What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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alex is cool

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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WNBA

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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