- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

tim has no humor

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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