Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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knock knock who's there ?

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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