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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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