- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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