What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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