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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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