What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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