- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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