- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

i killed my family

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Black people.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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