David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

Anti-jokes are funny.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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