- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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