Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

it was all Tagart

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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