God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Sixty... eight

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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PIED NINNY!

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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