Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Phew... it's gone.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Caroline Kelly.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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