- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

my egg roll