- Anti Joke

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Morning wood.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

my penis

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.