- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

i hate non minorities!

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