That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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