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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What stops a train? A missile

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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