- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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