- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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