- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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