- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats worse than a joke? This

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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