Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Turkeys are obese

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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