- Anti Joke

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

I have a really funny joke.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Knock knock. Get out!!

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes