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Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Beka has AIDS

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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