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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Charlie Sheen is winning

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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