- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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