how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Terraria

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

My Boyfriend

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

I used to know what alzheimers was

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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