knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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