- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Knock Knock The doors already open

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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