- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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