What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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