If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Golf.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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