- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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