- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

So these two girls have a cup .

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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