How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Jordan is pregant

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Julian Ha.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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