Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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