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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Face...tastes like chicken!

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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