Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

autistic kids rock

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

This is a random Anti joke.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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