- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Grace Ackerson

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Canadians

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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