- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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