How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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