- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I asked her where you were.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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