Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Feminism.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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