knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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