- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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