- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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