Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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