Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Irish sobriety

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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hi michael

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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A blind man walks into a library.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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