Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Anti Joke

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