- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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