- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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