- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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