- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.