- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

THE GAME

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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