- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Justin beiber's penis

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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