Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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