what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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