- Anti Joke

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

I like the color potato.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's old and wrinkly? old people