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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.