- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

A shark ate your mom

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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