What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Bob Saget

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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PENIS

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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